NZ's 1st Beard & Moustache Championship

NZ's 1st Beard & Moustache Championship

Project 2014-09-03 17:18:34 +1200

Oh hello! didn't see you there. My name Is Stuart Sayer, and I'm entering Nz's 1st Beard and Moustache championships, being held in Auckland the 17th October of this year. Unfortunately, I live in Dunedin. I'm looking for funding for accommodation while there.

This championship is the first in NZ, mirroring the same contest held in Munich every 2 years. Its for the hirsute-ly dominant individual to meet other like hairy gentlemen and swap stories, show off their genetic capabilities, and generally have a good time while raising money for chairty.

The charity chosen is the Cancer society, and while the goal itself is low, for housing might be expensive, every dollar that goes over will be donated to the society, and I promise, every dollar. plus I already have flights sorted so theres no extra money coming out.

I forgot the part where I reward all you who help my mission. For those in the general vicinty of Dunedin, upon my return, I will offer my services for 2 jobs around the house, inside or out (working around my job's hours of course, but they will be accomplished)

For those not in Dunedin, International or no,  I will send a signed picture of me hopefully holding the trophy that I'll win, otherwise it'll be just me smiling, provided you can see my teeth......maybe even a wink ;) it'll look like that, but not all emoticon-y. and a $5 proof of purchase certificate. 

With those sweet sweet prizes, obviously will come my eternal gratitude, and your names forever imprinted in my brain, to remember with fond appreciation whenever I think good thoughts.

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